Swine flu. Run for my life!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize
