i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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