come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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