I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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