I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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