Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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