thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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