Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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