I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
i think my cat just said my name.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
