this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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