i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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