Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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