Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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