We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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