I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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