Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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