Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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