kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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