Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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