I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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