idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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