I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
