The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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