I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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