Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
if only i could text you this smell
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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