I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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