why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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