i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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