You work out of a Hotel?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Everything about him screamed your future.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I have fence marks all over my body
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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