If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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