Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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