I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
sex in a hospital.. check
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
why is half of my head shaved?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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