I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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