mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Less talking, more tequila
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
