You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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