Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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