when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
