I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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