I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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