Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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