school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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