Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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