You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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