You surviving the open bar?
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you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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