Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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