Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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