the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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