Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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