I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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