whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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