If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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